Easy to Eat Foods that Aren’t Tall

I no longer burden myself with trying to eat foods that are literally 3 ft. tall and may snap my jaw when attempting to bite…

Example 1: A burger with 49 toppings that is stacked way too fucking high and ends up falling apart…

Example 2: When an ice cream sandwich has a 7:1 ice cream to cookie ratio…

Basically, gimme a smash burger.